This one's for all the ladies out there! 

 From "The Ways To Make Gemütlichkeit, or: Foodie and the Beast" by Michael Dominguez-Beddome, illustrations by  Kevin Budnik

From "The Ways To Make Gemütlichkeit, or: Foodie and the Beast" by Michael Dominguez-Beddome, illustrations by Kevin Budnik

Look folks, sometimes, you just need a little something to improve your day. Maybe it's a fancy coffee with fake colors and flavors in it, maybe it's a trip to the park to watch puppies and little kids (before remembering that it's creepy and go get a life before the cops get called on you... why did you wear the trench coat anyway? It's damn near springtime now!), maybe it's watching the version of Les Mis with Liam Neeson and imagining Jean Valjean as Javert chasing down Geoffrey Rush after he stole a loaf of bread...

Well, for the cost of that original coffee, or the train fare to Manhattan to be a weirdo, or the price of Les Mis on iTunes, you can get several hours of shenanigans and entertainment you've not experienced before by pre-ordering "La Cucaracha & Other Tales of Apocalyptic Revelry."

It's true, Liam Neeson doesn't make an appearance, but the illustration by Kevin Budnik from above is from a story that takes place in Liechtenstein so that's pretty amazing... in that you've probably never heard of Liechtenstein... unless you're a fan of A Knight's Tale. But lemme tell ya, much like with Liam Neeson, reading this book you'll laugh so hard:

Only a few days left now. Pre-order today, and dream of all the chuckles you'll have on April Fool's Day when this book drops and you were ahead of the curve.

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